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Lalić is a village in Serbia. It is situated in the Odžaci municipality in the West Bačka District, Vojvodina province. The village is ethnically mixed and has population of 1,646 people, including several ethnic groups, among them 796 Slovaks, 702 Serbs, and others. Its twin town is Mošovce (Slovakia).
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The Peterloo Massacre took place at St Peter's Field, Manchester, Lancashire, England, on Monday 16 August 1819. Eighteen people died and 400–700 were injured when the cavalry of the Yeomen charged into a crowd of around 60,000 people who had gathered to demand the reform of parliamentary representation.
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