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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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