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The Chief of the Tatmadaw True News Information Team was the official spokesperson and head of the Tatmadaw True News Information Team, the communications arm of the Tatmadaw, Myanmar's armed forces. The role served as the military's key mouthpiece during press briefings, media statements, and crisis communications, especially after the 2021 military coup.
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